Just go back and look at the pictures. Is your mind spinning with possibility?? This pocket garter is a whole new world of feminine potential. You might be a night owl and party into the wee hours of morning. You might have to dress up for work every day. No matter why you need the garter, let us just tell you how many different ways you can make it work for you. Ditch the purse. Who wants to haul a purse around all night long?? With the TechPocket Garter, you will be able to keep your phone, ID, cash and lipstick with you. Forget the purse and all its problems. You can also carry things you can live without, like your inhaler, epi pen, or pills. Or things you could live without, but you don't want to, like your smartphone, your fake ID, and the salacious list goes on and leave the details up to you. The point is, if you have to wear a dress and go out, this is your new BEST accessory. Your new favorite lingerie. Your best friend and your personal assistant. The miracle of this garter is that it's sleek and not at all bulky. You will feel like a secret agent the minute you put it on. And if you're a secret agent tell your spy buddies because they are all going to want one.
PRE ORDER DETAILS: Our stock is selling like HOTCAKES! (Thanks so much!) We don't want you to miss out, so go ahead and pre order all the PumpPockets you want and we will send them as soon as they are off the press! You'll get emails from us updating you on the status and you are welcome to reach out anytime via email at firstname.lastname@example.org and by phone at 877-273-8925. Thanks so much for joining the #pocketinnerweartribe!